Tuesday, August 25, 2015

29 DAYS UNTIL AUTUMN BEGINS

I peeked out the window when I got up this morning, and saw a thin film of frost on the ground.  Now, most of you are summer folks, but this old gal loves the fall and winter and it made me feel so alive and good. When the sky is bright blue and the sun is shining........whoooo whooo.
I enjoy reading the Old Farmer's Almanac
and some articles are amusing and some are useful. This morning I had a good laugh at one section and decided to share.
15 Pickup Lines Guaranteed to LOSE With the Ladies
In general situations …
1.     Is that your real hair?
2.     You remind me of a woman I used to date.
3.     Your place or mine?
In bars …
4.     Bet I can outdrink you.
5.     I play the field, and I think I just hit a home run with you.
6.     Do you think I deserve a break today?
7.     I bet the cherries jubilee isn’t as sweet as you are.
In supermarkets …
8.     Do you really eat that junk?
9.     You shouldn’t buy that. It’s full of cholesterol.
10. Is your bread fresh?
In Laundromats …
11.  A man shouldn’t have to wash his own clothes.
12. Those are some nice undies you have there.
13. I’ll wash your clothes if you wash mine.

Ok, I am feeling silly this morning, but better than being down in the dumps and blue, right?

Hint for today:
Easy enough!

My cat picture for today:
They do like to snuggle!





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13 comments:

  1. UnknownAugust 25, 2015 at 7:09 AM

    Wow....frost! Record highs here today....upper 90's!! I do miss the fall weather "up north". I'm glad you are feeling well. Enjoy!

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  2. AnonymousAugust 25, 2015 at 7:12 AM

    Hi Linda, Like you, I love Autumn/late summer. I am enjoying the cooler mornings. I'm in the mood for vegetable soup! This is the cutest cat photo. One of my cat's is cold-natured and sits on the tv box for warmth! lol

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  3. PatsyAugust 25, 2015 at 7:23 AM

    It must be a early winter, we have cooled down a lot this week.
    My time of the year is fall.

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  4. TheresaAugust 25, 2015 at 11:30 AM

    I have tried 3 times to post a comment. If you get a bunch, just delete them:). I am looking forward to cooler temps! I like being silly, it makes me smile. Hugs

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  5. Terri DAugust 25, 2015 at 11:33 AM

    Ahhh...love the cat picture. Your pick-up lines made me giggle! I love the hint about cake mix cookies. Need to remember that one! As an aside...I went back and fixed those photos on my blog (I think). If you have time to visit again, I'd be happy to know if you can see them this time.

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  6. MariAugust 25, 2015 at 1:43 PM

    Wow, I can't believe you had frost. It's chilly here too, only in the low 60's today.
    Love the cat photo!

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  7. KathyAugust 25, 2015 at 3:54 PM

    I can hardly believe you have frost. It is in the upper 80s and low 90s here and I live in the north! I love that idea for the cake mix. I'm going to use that one!

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  8. MichelleAugust 25, 2015 at 4:51 PM

    Frost?! Holy cow!

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  9. White Lace and PromisesAugust 25, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    LOL! Yelp! I agree! No way! No how! Frost??? Where do you live?

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    1. UnknownAugust 25, 2015 at 6:03 PM

      Tennessee, and this has been a really weird August!

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  10. SparkyAugust 25, 2015 at 5:50 PM

    Frost! You lucky dawg. *giggle* My husband and I took a ride this morning. Half way through I was feeling chilly! LOVE IT! Of course, by 10 am it was yucky hot again, but hey, it's a start. Cool weather makes me giddy too.
    I didn't know that about cake mix. Good thing to know.
    Cute kid and cat photo.
    Hope your day was blessed. ~:)

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  11. doodles n daydreamsAugust 25, 2015 at 10:37 PM

    I had a grin, you're enjoying your first little frost and I am at the other end of the spectrum, enjoying the first spring buds :)
    Have a lovely day,

    Diana

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  12. Lisa @ Two Bears FarmAugust 26, 2015 at 5:36 AM

    No frost here yet. Love the cat picture. Someone dumped a kitten on our driveway this week so it looks like we may have a new addition.

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