I enjoy reading the Old Farmer's Almanac
and some articles are amusing and some are useful. This morning I had a good laugh at one section and decided to share.
15 Pickup Lines Guaranteed to LOSE With the Ladies
In general situations …
1. Is that your real hair?
2. You remind me of a woman I used to date.
3. Your place or mine?
In bars …
4. Bet I can outdrink you.
5. I play the field, and I think I just hit a home run with you.
6. Do you think I deserve a break today?
7. I bet the cherries jubilee isn’t as sweet as you are.
In supermarkets …
8. Do you really eat that junk?
9. You shouldn’t buy that. It’s full of cholesterol.
10. Is your bread fresh?
In Laundromats …
11. A man shouldn’t have to wash his own clothes.
12. Those are some nice undies you have there.
13. I’ll wash your clothes if you wash mine.
Ok, I am feeling silly this morning, but better than being down in the dumps and blue, right?
Hint for today:
My cat picture for today:
They do like to snuggle!