Friday, July 11, 2014


What does being 'finally Friday' mean to you?  To me, I am counting down until it is the day to get my epidural - 3 to go.  I am 'sick and tired of being sick and tired'.

Have a great weekend, whatever you do!
Food For Thought:

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people.  I'm just saying
let's remove all the warning labels from everything and let the  
problem work itself out.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.  People move out of the way much faster now.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry. 
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers.  Now they drink like their fathers.          

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day because then the word
"premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. So I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim.  That way I can say I went to the jim this morning.  
Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers:  If you find one, what's your plan?


  1. {giggles}--- Loveee your blog header. Thanks for the chuckles this morning..praying your epiduel will go well..Blessings

  2. This is sooo funnY! Great way to start my morning. I have tried to leave comments before and it would not allow me. I'm glad to be able to share with you now.

  3. I needed to laugh today. (Kinda having a 'bad' day myself.) Thank you! May the epidural does as it's suppose to. I pray for the day when this isn't a necessity. ~:)

  4. That picture is my kind of wild Friday night :)

  5. Loved each and every written word on your blog today, Linda. Great giggles!! I love the one about removing the warning labels, especially. Seriously!!

  6. Smiling! Hope you feel better soon!
    Have a cozy weekend, my friend!

  7. Those are so funny. I like the one about the warning labels too. I hope the epidural goes well and you get much needed relief. I love your page background today. Take care.

  8. Linda....why are you getting an epidural?

    1. Sue I have spinal stenosis and severe sciatica. This will be my 14th epidural and only 1 hasnt worked. I get to the point that I cant walk, which is where I am now. Jim and I are both on a down spiral. We laugh at each other when we moan and

  9. Too funny! This friday means I have to work tomorrow - it's my weekend.
    Glad the epidural is getting closer.