The trip to Alabama was a success and all the plans are laid out and understood when the time comes. I am not big in visiting cemeteries but Jim and his whole family are and were. It seems to bring him comfort just being 'there with family'. In the south there is a day called 'decoration day' and people go to the cemetery and put new flowers or decorate the graves. My outlook is that the person who was buried there is no longer there other than bones. Their soul has gone on. I do think people do it for the living, not for the dead.
For the next few posts I am going to list some actual things that were posted to Twitter. They have not been changed - not a word!
Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
In taste tests, butter beat I Can't Believe It's Not Butter by just a small margarine.
If you own a boa and his name isn’t Rocky Balboaconstrictor, then perhaps you should hire someone who’s not a total idiot to name your pets.
You're against animal testing? How do you expect us to make sure the animals have been studying then? Exactly. Stop embarrassing yourself.
It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic...
"Boop" - Zebra walking past a self-service checkout.
I'm not saying Ice Cube is lying about that triple-double, I just don't know of a single pickup game in LA where they keep track of assists.
It's weird that coward doesn't mean "toward a cow."
Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now. Tell me his exact words.
There is nothing more enjoyable than turning the tail-end of a sneeze into a viking war cry.